Friday, May 3, 2013

Cupid's Arrow: A Recipe

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Today's Cupid's Arrow comes courtesy of Jillian Schmidt, who is allowed to remain my friend because, despite the horrific mishaps of this Arrow, it was actually not too humiliating. That might make you go "Well, what's the point of watching it if Sara isn't humiliated?" but trust me, when I say the Arrow was "not too humiliating," I do not mean that the video did not end up humiliating. But any humiliation sustained was entirely on account of my airheadedness and in no way should be blamed on Jillian.

Actually, it'd be more fun to blame Jillian. JILLIAN HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME.

Okay, no more delaying it. I was supposed to profess my love to mine or my characters' favorite recipe and do so in a mock cooking show clip. Fun, right? Actually, it was. But like I said. Humiliation. Airheadedness.

*sigh* Fine, fine. Here it is. It's a little long, but I promise, the entire thing is really quite explosive.



Recipe for Hot Chocolate Lavender/Lavender Hot Chocolate/One of those combinations of words

(This recipe is adapted from this recipe.)

1/4 tsp lavender (I got mine at Whole Foods, but most grocery stores should have it)
2 cups milk
3 oz dark chocolate
1 oz milk chocolate (or more, because seriously, ounces? WHAT. Just throw a bunch of chocolate in)

Bring milk and lavender to a boil but DO NOT LET IT BOIL OVER OR YOU WILL REGRET YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

Remove milky lavender concoction from stovetop and let steep for five minutes.

Strain milky lavender concoction to remove lavender buds from milkiness. DO NOT EAT THE LAVENDER BUDS OR YOU WILL REGRET YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

Return milky lavender milk to pot and put on stovetop. Well, first make sure your pot is cleaned of any milky residue that might have gotten on the outside during the first steps. Not that I think you let it boil over. You're much smarter than me. You would never do such a thing. So actually, since you certainly didn't let it boil over, skip the cleaning step.

Add chocolate. CHOCOLATE YAY.

Whisk constantly and return milky lavender chocolate mixture to a boil until chocolate is melted and it looks delicious.

Carefully pour into a blender and/or cup and stir up really good to get it frothy but whatever you do FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T SHAKE IT. (Do you remember in the movie The Santa Clause where the little elf girl tells Tim Allen her special hot chocolate recipe and she goes "Not too hot, EXTRA chocolate, shaken not stirred"? I feel like my entire childhood was a lie now because CLEARLY hot chocolate CANNOT be shaken.)

Drink. Decide whether or not you like floral flavored things. Drink more. Eat the leftover chocolate. Figure out something exciting to do with all that leftover lavender.

Clean the chocolate off your ceiling. Oh wait, that's just me.

18 comments:

  1. You are so flipping cute!!

    I just spewed my yogurt on the computer screen at this line "Oh dear God. That tastes like spring. And regret."

    Standing ovation Sara!

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    1. Thanks, Jaye!

      Yeah...about that...technical difficulties. It will be fixed soon!

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  2. Wow! That was too funny. What in the world possessed you to try the lavender plain? Haha! Are you sure you weren't drunk? ;-) JK! Glad you (sort of) liked it in the end.

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    1. Thanks :) I figured I should try everything once...and now I can say I have tried lavender. And it is wrong.

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  3. I hope you will not be insulted if I say that after watching this, I am not tempted in the least to make lavender hot chocolate any time soon. I mean, I give you an A+++ for presentation because you're hilarious and adorable, but having had lavender-flavored candy once, all I can say is BLEH, BLEH, BLEH. Who ever thought eating anything with lavender flavoring was a good idea was clearly smoking Sarajuana.

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    1. BAH. I see what you did there. Hahahaha

      But yes. I second that. Lavender flavoring should not be a flavoring...

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  4. Oh my land, this was AWESOME. And you are the cutest.:)

    For the record, I don't think lavender should be eaten...seems worse then Twinkies.:)

    And yes, A++++ for presentation!!!

    xoxoxo

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    1. Dude, WORST FOOD EVER: Lavender Twinkies.

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  5. Hahahaha. Amazing! I don't think this comment box is large enough to express my love of this video. I *do* appreciate the sacrifices made by you, your ceiling, and your Honey Smacks :-D. And in my defense, I never would have suggested anything with lavender. Blech. And that was before you taught us all that it tasted like spring and regret. (best.line.ever.) Your reaction at the end seemed like the forced polite face you might make when a crazy aunt gives you puke green socks and a creepy porcelain doll for Christmas. "Hmm...That is interesting..."

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    1. I am glad you appreciate that sacrifices I made for you, Jillian. And you totally nailed on the head what thoughts were going through my mind at the end...awkward appreciation mixed with slight disgust.

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  6. Hot chocolate lavender? Never heard this bf, what the tease is?

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    1. Yeah, it's kind of unusual...but hey, if you like floral flavors, totally delicious!

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  7. This post is riddled with life-regretting possibilities, which is why I declare it, BEST POST EVER!

    Good heavens, you're cute. Even if you let the milk boil over ;)

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    1. My cuteness saves me from a lot of issues in life.

      Thanks :)

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  8. HILARIOUS! Clearly, Sara, if you get sick of the whole writing thing, you have a future as the host of a cooking show. Emeril Lagasse, watch out!

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    1. Confession: I would ADORE having a cooking show. I could totally rock the Food Network profession.

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  9. Hahaha...love so much about this. Even if your kitchen may never be the same. :)

    Spring and regret...the heat doesn't like to be shaken...

    Hahahahaha. :)

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