So, today, you are going to feast on whatever delicious breakfasty treats you love. Donuts? You get those jelly-filled powder-sugar-covered fried bits of heaven, you sexy beast, you. Pancakes? You grill yourself up some griddle cakes, you crazy mother, you. Bacon? Duh.
Next, dress yourself in your swankiest garb. Glitter? Heck to the yes. Sequins? But of course.
Next, plop yourself in your method of transportation. Bicycle? Strap on that helmet, you lover of safety, you. Car? Gas up, baby. Pegasus? Saddle that bad boy and hold on tight.
Next, get thee to the nearest bookstore. Barnes and Noble? Grab yourself a Frappe. Local indie? Extra whipped cream on that Frappe, you local-supporting badass, you.
Next, locate Anne Blankman's PRISONER OF NIGHT AND FOG. Found it? Of course you did. How could you miss this cover?
Grab up that glorious beast and skip yourself over to the checkout. Purchase that glorious beast. Read that glorious beast. Weep for that glorious beast, because it is perfection in the form of WWII historical wonder.
Then go wish Anne Blankman a HAPPY FREAKIN' RELEASE DAY!
(Or you can buy PRISONER online because letsfaceit who actually goes outside anymore.)